A Roaster. The definitive diagnosis

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Zebo and Murray would have to be considered roasters if the rumours are true.

Refusing point blank to ever go to the doctor because they’re afraid that something could be wrong with them and they don’t want to appear soft. Subsequently die from an illness that the doctor could have cured/resolved with appropriate medication/treatment.

Just realising my previous image may not have posted

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Thinly veiled ‘i’m no roaster, i’d an elective hip shave’.

glasagusban had steak (well done of course), spuds and veg with a pint of milk for “de tae” what a roaster

Bet it looked something like this rank shit too

:rolleyes: A true roaster has his steak rare.

[QUOTE=“Gman, post: 1037895, member: 112”]Bet it looked something like this rank shit too

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That looks like tassotis mental patient Delph. Do they make you use a plastic knife and fork?

‘i think you have got the rabies’.

Good ad

referring to something as “savage” as a term of admiration i.e some roaster in the moving abroad thread “I was only in Berlin twice but I thought it was savage” thats pure roaster, right there

not my dinner, just a big roaster dinner that Tassotti reckons @glasagusban had. the big roaster.

De Roaster Mammy, living in a state of constant anxiety over the dreaded “salmon eile”, would cremate her steaks until they had the consistency and texture of a cinder-block. This is the only steak a true roaster knows.

Correct. Overcooking steak is a sure sign of a roaster.
Medium is borderline roaster, anything beyond that and it’s Rody Bolands for you on AI weekend.

[QUOTE=“Piles Hussain, post: 1038063, member: 363”]Correct. Overcooking steak is a sure sign of a roaster.
Medium is borderline roaster, anything beyond that and it’s Rody Bolands for you on AI weekend.[/QUOTE]
And you pronounce it Roady Bolands.

That’s 100% roaster territory right there

The google

roasters in the their late 30’s still referring to “shifting”

It’s actually pronounced “Roady Boalans”. The chipp roasters get confused after five letters and just give up.

The channels