[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 862047, member: 24”]As a sport, I don’t mind rugby. I would not agree that there is no skill to it but I would also contend that the skill levels aren’t the highest either.
But a few things around it piss me off utterly:
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MUNSTER. I despise this and everything about it. I hate the way that people from the arse-end of Waterford or Kerry or somewhere claim allegiance to this ‘team’ as they take it that they are representing them, even though there is not a rugby club within an ass’ roar of them. I despise the way that they believe that they are the real rugby fans because they are not as upper class as Leinster. I hate the way they go on about Bull Hayes or Super Man O’Connell. I hate the way they sing the Fields of Athenry even though it has nothing to do it. Underpinning it all is this sense of being the true fan, and fucking massive arrogance, even though half the cunts jumped on the bandwagon. Also Munster in it’s current state is as a result of the commencement of the Heineken Cup. I would nuke all Munster fans if I got the chance.
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The way rugby is seen as being the sport of networkers. Fucking shower of cunts. I arrived into the canteen one day and there was some cunt going on about a great weekend for Irish Sport as all four provinces won. What would you know about Irish Sport you utter cunt of a man? There is horrible snobbish element to it as well - cunts look down their nose at you if you start discussing football or GAA even though they wouldn’t know anything about sport.
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The way birds have an interest in it. What the fuck is that about? Again it comes back to this sort of ‘cool’ thing to do. Load of rubbish.
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The way they make a big deal out of the most basic tasks. For instance, Sean O’Brien is the best ‘ball carrier’ in the team. What does that mean - that he can ‘carry the ball’ better than others? Who even measures that? Also so what if they can carry the ball!! Another one is a lifter - John Hayes is the best lifter in the world. In that he can lift a lad up. Fucking hell.
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The fact that most of the people who are into it, including the birds, have absolutely no idea of the majority of the rules. I don’t know most of them but I don’t pretend to be an expert unlike those Munster cunts.[/quote]
POST OF THE YEAR.
FUCK MUNSTER ROGBEE.
The patheticness of it doenst stop within the province of Munster though. I know 2 Galway men personally who own Munster jerseys (both have dropped out of my close circle of people I call friends since). I also worked with the ultimate bandwagoner from Carlow in Oz who wore a Munster jersey. (You could hype up a freisin heifer taking a shit outside a barn door and this cunt would turn up and buy the scarf).