A thread for @bandage (and others) to log domestic victories secured against their life partner

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@Bandage is waiting in the long grass

A thread to log domestic wins

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Still waiting after 24 years…the grass is getting longer by the year🤣

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If theres nothing g wrong, theres something wrong

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My missus told me she’d never be with another man after me … She’s done with men after her experience… There’s a win/compliment in there somewhere if you interpret it a certain way… Good enough for me.

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I think she’s planning to kill you.

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He’ll be dead within a month

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R.I.P. @Bisto. We shall never see his likes again.

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