A thread to post stories or things that you believe never happened

cluaindiuic · June 19, 2021, 7:28pm

Fair play to him knowing the capacity of a Luas and going round with a clicker to count everyone.

Must have been tricky with people getting on and off.

Biff_Egan · June 19, 2021, 7:30pm

Ewan can be relied upon for the curt reply.

balbec · June 19, 2021, 7:30pm

Dry your eyes Ben

Horsebox · June 19, 2021, 7:31pm

And being able to have a conversation with the driver. Sounds like something that never happened in the fucked up world of the zero covid mentalists.

Heyyoubehindthebushes · June 19, 2021, 7:50pm

Sayimg what are all thinking

Cheasty · June 19, 2021, 9:07pm

You misspelled a word there.

StoneCold · June 23, 2021, 8:25pm

This wan seems to have replaced that Kildare wan as the most irritating Irish Twitter user

Massey · June 23, 2021, 8:30pm

She has a platform apparently

EmilioButragueno · June 23, 2021, 8:35pm

Both fascinating and sad to see people who have obviously deep psychological problems and needs unaddressed, to create this stuff every 3 weeks or so to get attention.

Lots of morons praising her and egging her on too. A sharp reminder of the disparity of real life and Irish Twitter. Bonkers. Problem is, a lot of people belive this stuff and back it up and windy desperate politicians put it in their play book to sort it out and make a cunt of day to life for everyone else.

A depressing day on the island with the opening up cancellation in motion, the rain, and this flute.

Spidey · June 23, 2021, 8:38pm

You’d want to check her Instagram page - has no self confidence issues anyway

Another Soc Dems wokester

EmilioButragueno · June 23, 2021, 8:41pm

The only other person who has got as much grief on their walkabouts was Jesus Christ of Galilee.

Spidey · June 23, 2021, 8:45pm

Maia Dunphy and SJ Murphy would beg to differ

EmilioButragueno · June 23, 2021, 8:46pm

She might have a chance of keeping her nice handy number if she actually shut up.

Heyyoubehindthebushes · June 24, 2021, 9:01pm

carryharry · June 24, 2021, 9:06pm

Sake…

EmilioButragueno · June 24, 2021, 9:16pm

I’d like to go on record as saying that’s a bit aggresive on my part. I’m sure she’s stuck into TFK on the hour, every hour.

I think she’s a fradulent human being who places self advancement over truth.

Is that enough, your honour?

TheUlteriorMotive · June 24, 2021, 9:17pm

We’ll need to create a word for the Jackanory that people engage in on Twitter to draw attention to themselves.

Gman · June 30, 2021, 9:07am

Particularly this bit

A crowd gathered and reigning Hurler of the Year O’Gorman drew a wave when he shouted ‘Up Dublin! Come on Ireland! Croke Park!’ at the heavyweight.

O’Gorman nipped to a local shop to buy a camera and recalled: “I said to his bodyguard, is there any chance of a photograph? He said, ‘You’re welcome to but he doesn’t speak that well so be careful’. I got in beside him and got the photograph taken and of course I couldn’t do nothing but just put my hand up on his shoulder and say, ‘Ali, Ali, you’re the greatest, you’re the greatest!’ Would you believe it he put his hand on my shoulder and he says, ‘Larry, I was the greatest but you’re the greatest now!’”

myboyblue · June 30, 2021, 9:10am

I could well believe Cassius saying that.

Gman · June 30, 2021, 9:25am

A well known fan of the mid 90s hurling championship, so he was