A thread to record non-murderous crimes like robbery, assault and other things like that

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When the lads in the 51 got locked up that time he was on here blowing a gasket and taking on all comers who were laughing at the scenario. Heā€™s flip flopping like crazy

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Iā€™ve never been in the 51 mate

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And dont mention the time his fixie was stolen by a few heroesā€¦

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I never said you were mate

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I never said you said I never was mate

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Why would you say such a hurtful thing

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You were there for the CL qualifier second leg away to Dinamo Moscow in 2009 with your Scottish pal from work.

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Ooooooft you canā€™t spell @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy without ā€˜Giant Liesā€™

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Thatā€™s a clapping.

Scottish pal from work :joy:

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Wait, @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy caught the clap from his Scotch workmate??? Wow!

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:clap:t3:

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Scotch

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The old lad is 85 :ronnyroar:

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Twice as old as most of the Rastoolers on here. And twice as fucking ballsy too.

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id say its a significant amount more than double the creeps

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they donā€™t make them like that anymore. he overpowered the first lad who saw his arse and boltedā€¦

The two boys werenā€™t long about leaving their mate on his own. The fella with the shotgun was the first to run away :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Imagine living 85 years and dying to save a bookie a few bob.

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he didnā€™t die, though, did he? He sent them out the door with a boot up the hole.

Imagine being however old you are and having a decade put down trying to wind lads up on the internet.

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Nobodies winding anyone up, although you are up to high doe this past fortnight now. Youā€™re all over the shop when it comes to me, its fascinating to view.

The 85 year old man, put himself in harms way, to save a bookie a few bob. Dress it up anyway you like, that is the be all and end all of it.

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Heā€™s 85 - he can do as he wants.

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