Affairs

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What did your lady friend say when you told her?
Your bird seems dirty enough, maybe you could kill two birds with one stone so to speak?

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[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 795376, member: 24”]Bloody hell Thrawneen.

Talk about shitting on your own doorstep.

What did your lady say when you told her?[/quote]

She was cool with it. She appreciated that I told her. We’re open with each other. Maybe we could even have an open relationship. If that could be agreed upon I could then get her pregnant which would render her unattractive to 99% of males while leaving me free to shag around like nobody’s business.

363

Is it an affair if someone is with a married woman who is seperated from their husband?

364

If you make her wet, yes.

365

99%?? Go handy kid. Most fellas would bang up right up to six months, but if she looked for it there would still be good few dogs that would go beyond that. Would you want some one eyed snake spitting on your unborn just so you can bang around? Or worse still, for it to be born riddle with warts or the AIDS?

366

No. Not outside of East Clare anyway.

367

That’s awfully crude language, altogether.

368

:eek:

369

That’s the truth pal. There are all kinds of nasty bastards out there who would be more than willing to defile your pregnant part time girlfriend. If you don’t like the harsh reality of that scenario then cop yourself on.

370

I am shocked. :frowning:

371

Holy fuck that’s harsh.

372

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 795319, member: 129”]I’m going for a drink with a girl from work this evening who isn’t my girlfriend. She started a few months ago and we have a bit of a connection. A lot of a connection. And she lives literally 150m from my place. I told my lady about it this morning. I told her we get on good and I need some friends as most of mine have emigrated. If she’d heard second hand she’d hit the roof.

Truth is, I’d sleep with this girl at the drop of a hat.

I am a very bad man. A very bad man indeed.[/quote]

To be honest, you just sound like an insecure, indecisive selfish cunt thraw. And that’s coming from a former insecure, indecisive, selfish cunt. But I was in my early 20’s, you’d want to be copping the fuck on at your age and with your responsibilities, all this could have untold effect on your boy.

373

Jaysus caoimhaoin, relax man. Go knock one out.

374

To normal people; no

To religious nuts; yes

375

What’s harsh about it? This chap is happy to use this lady for her money and to secure that money he is willing to get her knocked up, provided of course that she allows him to bang whomever he wants… Thankfully I don’t have sisters and don’t have to deal with creeps like him out there. What kind of a world does he want his AIDS riddled child born into at all?

376

FFS sake CM at least leave his Aids-riddled child out of this :mad:

377

A world with high speed broadband?

378

Think about the money Thraw FFS. That’s all that matters to you really isn’t it?

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Nah, I don’t care too much about that. I just like having sex with women.

I think once we get to the pub though it’ll be like that Simpsons when Homer goes on a business trip with an attractive female employee from the power plant, but instead of having sex with her, he just can’t go through with it.
Maybe.

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[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 795444, member: 129”]Nah, I don’t care too much about that. I just like having sex with women.

I think once we get to the pub though it’ll be like that Simpsons when Homer goes on a business trip with an attractive female employee from the power plant, but instead of having sex with her, he just can’t go through with it.
Maybe.[/quote]

Is it a young one Thraw?