I can converse in many tongues, from Dub âstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrry?â to Cork âsâup loike?â
Its a gift. Havent gotten Offaly down yet, theyâre an odd breed.
Ah poor Flano, no-one to talk about darts to?
Well on my chosen dart forum I once referred to Michael Van Gerwen as âa weird oneâ and received a warning for it. Insane moderation on it
And proper order too. How could you say heâs weird?
In all seriousness lads, the last week on that site has been the worst Iâve ever seen. Its gone beyond funny at this stage as most of the people posting on the site now are doing so to try and just drag it down. I canât see it continuing for much longer which will be a pity as there was some great posters there who kept things going but I think it just grew too big for 1 man to manage it.
Welcome aboard as well to Menapian. The more Wexicans here the better.
Just tried to log in over there for the first time in a few weeks and the speccy coont has banned me as well.
All i did was abuse Billy Keane a bit,what is the world coming to when you canât call someone a useless wanker on an DB?
The reason i described Van Gerwen as weird is because of a video of him during some award presentation. If you remember Ronnie OâSullivans antics at the press conference after the China Open(I think) it was comparable to this.
The TURK
If ye can round up the Turk heâll be your new bessie.
Whoâs the Turk? I donât like those greasy fooks. All theyâre good for is kebab making
Kill Him Quick
Who is Turk you ask?
Log out now. Ya Spastic.
Turk is around since the days of CC Mail. A ledg from the GAA Board days. His Burger Bites is up there with the Kennys.
FYI: Turk is a darts man with his own darts page although it must be 5 or 6 yrs since Iâve seen it. And although he denies it, a founder of the Ferbane Bureau of Investigation (FBI.) Even has a serious affection for âCollors Upâ in sporting apparel.
Some Turks tried to rob me outside a Kebab shop in Brussels after a Celtic match. Fuckin Turks. It was a nice kebab though.
What are you talking about? Seriously. This isnt a GAA forum youâre on here so how the fuck would I know anyone off a GAA forum. GAA is for muck savages.
Does he make kebabs or not? If he doesnât heâs useless to me.
Donât say that
[quote=âFlanoâ]What are you talking about? Seriously. This isnt a GAA forum youâre on here so how the fuck would I know anyone off a GAA forum. GAA is for muck savages.
Does he make kebabs or not? If he doesnât heâs useless to me.[/quote]
I bet Turk knows there the best kebabs can be got from Spencer Dock to Mullingar; from Fitzgibbon Street to Northumberland Road, From Pearse Park to Parnell Park. Any time, day or night. Turk would even know who prepared them, who was off and what best followed a night on the porter or a bellyfull of cider.
Not yet Flano. Not yet.
I was watching some spoof comedy program once and they were taking off American Soccer commentators. USA were playing Turkey and a tackle flew in by a yank. âTake that you Turkâ was the comment, widely used by myself and a buddy of mine when playing ProEvo, no matter whoâs playingâŚ
And hereâs me thinking it was your man in ScrubsâŚ
This will never be a GAA forum. Never! Why?
Because I said so.
Hey Runt boy. When you say âtriedâ to mug you, what exactly happened?
[quote=âFlanoâ]This will never be a GAA forum. Never! Why?
Because I said so.
Hey Runt boy. When you say âtriedâ to mug you, what exactly happened?[/quote]
This is how it went down:
Scene: Outside a Kebab shop located on a dimly lit street off a square in Brussels
Cast: The Runt, A Kebab, Turk 1, Turk 2, Turk 3
The Runt: Nom Nom Nom, hmmmmm what a lovely kebab
Turk 1: hey my friend
The Runt: Well lads
Turk 1: Hey good night, you like the football?
The Runt: Yes very good night
Turk 2: You know Ronaldo?
The Runt: The fat Ronaldo or the other Ronaldo?
Turk 2: ha, ha, fat ronaldo. You see the trick he does?
(At this stage my runty senses were tingling)
Turk 2 puts his leg behind mine and tries to trip me over it while Turk 3 makes a go for my pocket. I managed to keep my balance and got my hand to my pocket before him, and with my other hand smashed the kebab and accompanying fist into the face of Turk 2. I legged it and luckily enough ran into another group of celtic fans just a few yards up the road. The turks took off down a side street and disappeared into the night.
A good kebab wasted, just like that.
Iranians make the best kebabs,bit rough on the ring the morning after though.