Home favourite and Number 30 seed, Kyle Edmund (height a mere 6ft 2) advances to Round 2. He’ll be aiming for a bit of a run now with the Greek Giraffe crashing out from his section of the draw.
The South African chap?
Kevin Anderson won as well. I thought you referenced that earlier?
Kyle Edmund is South African.
Kyle is a Yorkshire lad.
Amazing how so many of Britain’s top athletes and sports stars are foreigners.
Somalian runner Mo Farah
Jamaican footballer Raheem Sterling
Irish cricketer Eoin Morgan
All the pacific islander rugby players
Kenyan cyclist Chris Froome
South African tennis player Kyle Edmund
Australian tennis player Johanna Konta
It’s a big Empire.
Still shit though.
The only ones that have won anything were doped to their eyeballs.
Good day of tennis scheduled for today. Federer, Nadal, Kyrgios, Thiem all in action. Potential for match of the day is Tiafoe vs Fognini.
Kyrgios is some fucker, tanked the 4th set and only won 4 points and now is 4-1 up in the 5th set.
He’s a mad bastard. I saw the fourth set at lunchtime. When he lost his opening service game in it, he took a breather and ranked the rest of the set. Nick the Greek wraps it up 6-1 in the 5th.
He will drive Nadal nuts in the next round if they both get through. It will be great to watch. 
Hopefully Rafa comes through today and smashes Nick the Dick.
He’s been winding up Nadal for a while now. ‘Salty’ he describes him. Nadal getting very thick about it.
Giraffe Sam Querrey looks like he will take out no 5 seed Dominic Thiem.
I would love to see him kick over Nadals water bottles just to see what Nadal would do. He is a nutjob.
Federer on now. Only getting going.
Oh Federer down 5-2 in the first set.
Thiem out - that’s 5, 6 and 7 gone now.