Everyone wants to be there
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All the attention is now switching to the Canadian kid Felix Auger-Aliassime. No one is talking about Zverev anymore, a bit more hope for Tsitsipas.
Sure you’re a nobody unless you have been seen at Wimbledon.
41 year old giraffe Ivo Karlovic through in straight sets.
Osaka gone in the ladies.
I see 6ft 4 giraffe Tsitsipas is in trouble against a 5ft 8 Italian.
Not a good day for the Zverev family both brothers gone.
6ft 6 giraffe Alex Zverev has a terrible record at the Championship. He’s really just a clay court specialist.
He has a shit record in all the slams.
Roland Garros is by a distance Zverev’s best Grand Slam. He prospers on clay and struggles elsewhere.
5ft 8 midget Fabbiano has broken for a 4-3 lead in the 5th set. The 7th seeded 6ft 4 Greek giraffe is in serious trouble now.
Tsitipas gone as well.
Giraffe carnage.
Who knows the goal posts move so much.
A slaughter. Call Greenpeace
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This is what we call an outlier in the statistics world.
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Overall an excellent first day for the giraffes.
The real statistics are that in the near 140 years of the Championship stretching back to its inception in 1881, only 5 times has it been won by players taller than 6ft 3. Yvon Petra (6ft 5) in 1946, Stan Smith (6ft 4) in 1972, Michael Stich (6ft 4) in 1991, Richard Kraijcek (6ft 5) in 1996 and Goran Ivanisevic (6ft 4) in 2001.
6ft8 giraffe and last year’s Wimbledon runner up Kevin Anderson through in straight sets. I believe you were calling a guy who made the Wimbledon final a bum.
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