Get him back Runt,bring him home!
Can you add a clause into said talks, that any discussion on oven chips will lead to an immediate and permanent banning?
Your not at the table bandage?? the negotiating not the dinner table
These are incredibly delicate negotiations, I think the less leaks coming from either camp the better chance we have of reaching some sort of deal.
I wonât be able to do a stroke of work for the rest of the day now after hearing this news
Fair enough. Just tell The Dunph that Iâve been speaking to Rocko offline and, as a sweetener to get him back, weâre happy to ban artfooley.
Dunph is currently preparing a statement, which he has asked me to issue for him, i will revert in due course.
I would warn against over optimism though as I do not believe we have yet reached a stage in the talks where he has indicated a major desire to return to the forum. I would anticipate this statement to be more of an outline of his stance and perhaps a framework as to how we might be able to get him to return in the future.
[quote=âThe Runt, post: 765005, member: 181â]Dunph is currently preparing a statement, which he has asked me to issue for him, i will revert in due course.
I would warn against over optimism though as I do not believe we have yet reached a stage in the talks where he has indicated a major desire to return to the forum. I would anticipate this statement to be more of an outline of his stance and perhaps a framework as to how we might be able to get him to return in the future.[/quote]
The Dunph isnt wanted, mate. Let him rotâŚ
Statement from exiled TFK Admin - The Dunph:
[SIZE=13px][FONT=lucida grande]I warned them to close the doors for a period to decide our next step when AFR closed down. I told them it would be the ruination of our forum as there would be an influx of no-mark, bland posters, the type of which led to the downfall of AFR. Now what we have is not one myboyblue (who was bad enough), but about three of them. There are two fellas i think from Tip who are basically myboyblue II and myboyblue III going around from thread to thead nodding and posting shit, licking peoples arses and trying to look cool.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=13px][FONT=lucida grande]I held my tongue for a while but the straw that broke the camels back was the day Rocko changed the entire layout of the board, dumbing it down and the new features followed. I said that day in some thread somewhere, âthatâs it, iâm offâ or something to that extent. I donât think anyone thought I meant it but here we are. There would have to be a lot of things change before i could consider returning. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=13px][FONT=lucida grande]Unfortunately my prophecy came to pass. I am happy enough there in the evening being able to read the sporting press back to back or go down the fields for some fresh air.[/FONT][/SIZE]
I think me and the Dunph need a little heart to heart chat.
The Runt, tell The Dunph he can use the ignore function if he doesnât want to read you and Mullach Ide nodding and posting shit and licking peopleâs arses.
Dunph out!! The forum will not be held to ransom.
Here! Here!
That statement is a hoax. How could The Dunph be wandering down the fields for fresh air when he is currently residing in Staffordshire
No regrets from the Dunph at all.
I see no light here.
Further update:
To put it in terms that a thick cunt like Rocko might understand: [SIZE=13px][FONT=lucida grande]In any franchise or soccer club, managers are supposed to listen to the voices and concerns of perceived key players if they come with serious grievances. When those arenât met players will seek transfers or bosmans. Anyone who has played football or championship manager would know that.[/FONT][/SIZE]
The Runt, perhaps this current system could be rolled out if he doesnât want to come back - you can get him to email you his thoughts on a recurring basis and post them up here as his proxy poster.
Here The Runt would you ever tell the fucking drama queen to stop being such a baby and come back if he wants to come back or else fuck off and stop making these precious demands.
On tenderhooks here. The Dunph needs to come home.
Sure then what will he have left to post about?