All joking aside, Someone email the Dunph and beg him to return

:rolleyes:

Listen Horsebox you bland no mark AFR cunt, the Dunph is worth 10 of you!

:smiley:

The dunph will return when the Limerick hurlers next win a game of note.

I look forward to The Dunph’s return in a couple of years time

No poster is bigger than this board (except Bandage).

They said we wouldn’t survive when BenShermin, Sledgehammer, Ballox, Paul Codds number 1 potato, Shannonsider, KIB Man, CLG, Tiger, MGG, TRE among others left and we’ve survived fine.

This board is bigger than the dunph. He’ll be back with his tail between his legs before the start of the coursing season.

The Dunph has never expressed a desire to return. He made those comments in response to my approach (on behalf of the entire forum).

The Runt

Can you please ask The Dunph for his list of demands

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 765063, member: 1137”]The Runt

Can you please ask The Dunph for his list of demands[/quote]

They are brief, I can summarise them:

  1. Carryharry & Horsebox to be banned
  2. The forum to return to old layout

Seems reasonable

Rocko[/USER] & [USER=9]Bandage can we have a rebuttal to these demands

:eek: I am NOT from Tipperary!

[quote=“The Runt, post: 765065, member: 181”]They are brief, I can summarise them:

  1. Carryharry & Horsebox to be banned
  2. The forum to return to old layout[/quote]

fire ahead with those minor changes Rocko

If the Dunph returns Ill be happier than when my kids were born

[quote=“The Runt, post: 765065, member: 181”]They are brief, I can summarise them:

  1. Carryharry & Horsebox to be banned
  2. The forum to return to old layout[/quote]

A paparazzi snapshot of The Dunph[/USER] dictating terms to [USER=181]The Runt.

[quote=“glasagusban, post: 765076, member: 1533”]A paparazzi snapshot of The Dunph[/USER] dictating terms to [USER=181]The Runt.

http://www.dw.de/image/0,,2142566_4,00.jpg[/quote]

You smell like you are.

You smell like you are.

[quote=“Mac, post: 765058, member: 109”]No poster is bigger than this board (except Bandage).

They said we wouldn’t survive when BenShermin, Sledgehammer, Ballox, Paul Codds number 1 potato, Shannonsider, KIB Man, CLG, Tiger, MGG, TRE among others left and we’ve survived fine.

This board is bigger than the dunph. He’ll be back with his tail between his legs before the start of the coursing season.[/quote]

Yes you get tired listening to the same shite all the time from some of these one dimensional posters. The Dunph is no different. Once you had him figured out, it was just boring.

[quote=“Mac, post: 765058, member: 109”]No poster is bigger than this board (except Bandage).

[/quote]

literally

[quote=“The Runt, post: 765065, member: 181”]They are brief, I can summarise them:

  1. Carryharry & Horsebox to be banned
  2. The forum to return to old layout[/quote]

The Runt

Ah lovely, please pass on my heart felt thanks for the honour of being in his thoughts. Tell him i miss him also.

[quote=“carryharry, post: 765088, member: 1517”]The Runt

Ah lovely, please pass on my heart felt thanks for the honour of being in his thoughts. Tell him i miss him also.[/quote]

just fuck off mate - you arent wanted around here- Dunph has spoke

And? :popcorn:

I can reveal that I am now conducting the negotiations on behalf of Bandage and TFK.com
JP has loaned me the jet for the evening and dunph is boarding as we speak I’m picking him up in Shannon and we will have a bit of dinner in Donkey Fords