I was reading a Celtic board there and found a few descriptions of Mark Brown, understudy to the Holy Goalie, quite amusing.
“He’s about as useful as a toilet brush in a field.”
And when discussing how he struggled to gather an attempted chip from half-way against Hibs with the ease and composure you’d expect of any decent 'keeper:
“He started back-peddling like a fireman trying to catch a baby.”
I must admit to being a fan of a good analogy.
Anybody got any decent ones?
[quote=“Bandage”]
I must admit to being a fan of a good analogy.
Anybody got any decent ones?[/quote]
“He couldn’t score in a brothel with a fistful of fivers”
A newish one I’ve heard and love is
"sweating like ‘(insert name of local unlikeable idiot)’ doing maths
“He was sweating like (insert fat bastards/bitchs name) in a fast food Restaurant”
If a player is hiding in a match and failing to put any real effort in:
‘He’s been posted missing like Trevor Deely at a work Christmas party.’
‘as inbred as your average person from Leitrim.’
Just after seeing this - had to reply
‘as abused as a lad from Wexford.’
As black as the Ace-Of-Spades!
Can you bring your gloves for me if you can get your hands on them?
If someone asks you are you busy:
‘I’m flat out, like a whore on a bank holiday’
Is this an analogy or is this a pun?
Oh drat, It’s a pun. Seems I made a poor fist of that analogy.
It’s not a pun either I’m afraid.
Now I’m not one for pointing the finger, but I think Farmer should be able to explain where I’ve gone wrong.
‘As hapless as Farmer trying to make a pun.’
That fooking stinks like a tony romos dick
Only copped that now.
I had erased that line from my memory.
The shots being thrown out in this thread are as cheap as Bandage’s sister.
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Only copped that now.
I had erased that line from my memory.
The shots being thrown out in this thread are as cheap as Bandage’s sister.[/quote]
And the big man hits back like Tina Turner in an abusive marriage.
[quote=“farmerinthecity”]Only copped that now.
I had erased that line from my memory.
The shots being thrown out in this thread are as cheap as Bandage’s sister.[/quote]
Good stuff Farmer. At least you know what an analogy is.
He was sweatin like a Pedo in a Barney suit