Andrew / Andy Cole

Was arrested and released on police bail for pulling a knife on his wife the other night according to the BBC. He’ll be disappointed he didn’t hit the target but at least he’s getting into dangerous positions and getting the chances.

Still lacks that cutting edge

She obviously deserved it.

There’s no point going for a tentative stab when you really should be blasting it from that distance.

she probably called him Andy

or teddy…

I was talking to him in Dalymount the other week at the Burnley friendly, sound lad. This is an unfortunate development to say the least.

It must be tough on you with this happening to your mate Sledgehammer

I hope you’re alright Sledge. Feel free to send me a pm away from the madness of the main board if you need somebody to talk to. In the meantime stay strong for Andrew.

what a fooking weirner resorting to pulling a knife, if 2 fists aren’t enough to keep your wife in check then you have problems

Dwight Yorke was probbably friendly with his Mrs. They did have a great partnership on the pitch.