Andy Burton should be fed to the dogs

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That is all.

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Why, sure we won’t see him again til August 31th…If anything them fucking apes lepping up and down outside the Emirates stadium should be fed to the dogs…

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I might compose an email/poem stating what a dick he is and send it into u2us@skysports.com.

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Andy Burton on his phone
Out in the snow and all alone
For deadline deals he’s on the hunt
Andy Burton he’s a cunt

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[quote=“Sledgehammer”]Andy Burton on his phone
Out in the snow and all alone
For deadline deals he’s on the hunt
Andy Burton he’s a cunt[/quote]

Nice one - send it in to the above address. :smiley:

Let’s make up a load of them and keep sending them in.

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Andy Burton should be shot with a ball of his own shit.

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Whether it’s Keane, Arshavin or Santa Cruz,
Andy Burton’s there to bring us news,
With his smug head and gormless grin,
I’d love to kick his fat head in.

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Just sent on my effort :smiley:

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Pens and paper and mobile phones,
Rumours, transfers, season long loans,
Tell Andy Burton we don’t give a a shite,
About Stoke and Hull signing cunts tonight.

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Good effort Bandage, I think the word cunt really needs to be in there for maximum shock value. Are you sending yours in?

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I sent the first one in but I’m not happy with the second one.

I’ll send this effort in now:

Countdown clock, excited tones,
Transfer news on Andy’s phones,
Window slams shut, end of the month,
Andy Burton is a cunt.

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The weather’s shite
And he’s bearing the brunt
But try as he might
he’s still a cunt

:smiley:

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There is a young man on Sky Sports,
Who does all the transfer reports,
With mobiles a buzzing,
and gossip to be discussing,
I’d vote him my cunt of the month.

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[quote=“Fran”]There is a young man on Sky Sports,
Who does all the transfer reports,
With mobiles a buzzing,
and gossip to be discussing,
I’d vote him my cunt of the month.[/quote]

You nearly get the gist of Limericks Fran :stuck_out_tongue:

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Nearly

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Andy Burton is a wanker
Hes all the class of Carsten Jancker
Stands around looking all confused
As he reports for Sky Sports News
He lures the viewer into a trap
With info thats a load of crap
Its all a great big cunning stunt
Andy Burton you are a cunt

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Great effort Sid

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Ahoy! I see a wanker spurtin’
Over there beside the curtain,
No, it is but a gnome
yapping on a mobile phone,
Check it out, tis’ Andy Burton.

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Some fantastic efforts there lads, well done. Any get air time?

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Breaking me hole laughing at this poems lads. Very good. Andy Burton is indeed some cunt