Fuck me, youâre fairly fond of yourself!
No, not at all. If you had seen the state of this absolute hound youâd realise itâs all relative.
At the end of the day they are all split with the same axe, thrawneenâŚ
Congrats Thrawneen, she sounds a proper weapon, although she couldnât have been as bad as the critter who I ended up beside in Cork on Saturday morning, causing me to miss my flight to London.
This is like some support group or something. 
My turn, my name is Bandage and I was with a minger last night.
Not a patch on the dog Jugs was with on Saturday night though.
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Not a patch on the dog Jugs was with on Saturday night though.[/QUOTE]
how come jugs doesnt post here anymore?
Because youâre a fucking fool thatâs why.
ah now flano, there is no need to get nasty just cos i outed your lack of knowledge/interest in sports (and no, childrens wrestling doesnt count as a sport)
Munster supporters trolling on the rugby football threads.
Thatâs a fairly lame ass excuse
Outed? You made a scurrilous statement with no grounding in fact.
Because you touch yourself at night.
I didnât go so well with staying off it last night. Great banter though. Basically sat at the bar in each pub we were in and had the craic with the bar staff and randomers. Went the casino to watch Federer and the night was drawing to a close when I decided to stick $10 on 23 red. Came up first time, not for the first time (thank you Messrs Fowler and Carragher) so took my $350 and went and got steamed. Woke up in the common room of our hostel by security who sent me to bed. Feels like Iâve a hernia now though. Exercise is over-rated Juhy. Were you just in Shanghai for the weekend?
Fairly well pished
Iâm celebrating my 36th. wedding anniversary all fookinâ day. I havenât gone to the PRESS* yet.
Spirits
Beer garden since two oâclock today. No offence, but nine to five is for suckersâŚ
Nice couple of easy bottles earlier watching a TG4 documentary about Sampras. Lazy summer evenings, got to love them.