I’m not but I am sure as hell gettting pissed…
Stag party assembling in less than 2 hours
Tullamore tomorrow night. BRING IT THE FUCK ON!
You off down my neck of the woods Puke?
Get everything sorted?
Think I’ll have a few pints tonight, and a few tomorrow and a few on Sunday.
BAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
No this is the second of about 5 stags/weddings I have this summer…Have three stags in the month of july and three weddings each saturday in a row at the end of august start of september 
I’m after a very succesful few days punting. I’m going to get rotten
I’m going for a load of pints (and maybe some dinner) with my chums. I also need to make some time to meet my girlfriend later because I love her and I’m looking forward to seeing her.
few beverages this evening i think… to end this shitty week and hit town moro nite 
Might head straight to the boozer to watch the England match, hopefully all the nordie cricket fans will have fucked off home by this evening.
Are you going on the piss pre match down there and getting the fuck back to safe land or are you actually staying down there?
One of the lads is keen to stay in Thurles the night we’re playing Tipp - I will in my fuck be staying in some shithole like that. I imagine Tullamore to be along similar lines.
Bandage is trying to make light of the fact that you’ve changed into everything you once despised helping you sleep at night?
Tullamore would be where a lot of laois lads would go out anyway I believe.
Under no circumstances should you try to have a meal out with your chums in Thurles Bando. Its frowned upon severly
Thurles is a sick cunt of a town to go out in, more knackers there than in Rathkeale.
Ah Bandage, Thurles isn’t too bad once you are not a KK Senior Hurler or don’t get roped into attending a house party in Littleton.
You might have to put on your D4 accent to get served in any pubs though.
Really? So it’s a case of mini buses full of savages from Laois coming into some depressing shithole bordering county midlands town to engage in fighting outside chippers? In terms of neighbouring counties, why do Laois hate Kildare (all right sorts) and have a love in with Offaly (cunts)?
We’ve organised a bus down bandage, boozing in the local, hop on the bus down and back like a stealth operation. Safety is a paramount. Less time in the bog the better. Might have one or two down there before if we manage to organise ourselves.
It would in its hole! We all would have done a stint in the Harriers back in the day but that was underage shit.
Ah Thurles is just the same as an large provencial town that drink and drunk filled latchios from the surrounding areas descend upon of a Saturday night a.k.a shithole
Very few Laois folk would like Offaly Bandage, I’ve always admired their hurlers though, the Dooleys are thoroughly alright sorts. Kildare is a county full of knackers, wannabe Dubs who are of a similar ilk to Meath people.
FAO Rintintin
Few early pints to watch the England game?
I can confirm my attendance from the second half on .