Arab Protests

Current Affairs
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Petrol was went up another 3c today between me going to work and coming home.
That’s all I care about.

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You’re right Runt. The increase in the price of oil is the one positive to come out of all of this.

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The least the IRA could do it give Gaddafi a turn this week.

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John Gormley’s plan to have an oil-free economy by 2030 showed what a visionary he is. With oil prices spiralling upwards and peak oil already in the past, the future of modern society depends on the Green Party. Otherwise we will fall back into some kind of neo-feudal existence, something lke what the coursing crowd currently exist in.

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It’s fair to say that Gormley could well have initiated the current Libyan crisis.

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Well he certainly helped get the Sinners a few seats, there has to be a connection.

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Christ almighty we have been feeding ye for years, we have the country above on our backs now and I suppose we will have go growing oil for ye now.
Link if your reading please contact John Bryan immediately we will have to start growing crops for the production of bio diesel ASAP and there will have to be a rake of turf cut too to keep the townies warm.

For a normally sensible man your talking shit here SID the future is green alright John Deere and Deutz Fahr green

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This earthquake in Japan has worked a treat for Gadaffi.

While the worlds media is trained on Japan, he has swiftly and brutally crushed the uprising against him.
He’s some mover.

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He fucked us in the end so he can swivel now. So says Southern Command.

P O’Neill

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Bahrain is just as outrageous. Importing troops from abroad to crush their own people. The Americans call for restraint. White smoke.

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I’d say the Saudis “invited” themselves in. They are shitting it with all the uprisings because they could be next. The Americans should have left Afghanistan and Iraq alone and should have invaded Saudi Arabia. Cut off the source of most terrorism funding.

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Let’s get this straight. The Saudis are not massacreing protestors in Bahrain, they are “clearing” them. Very important to give due deference to the Saudis and to use non-incendiary, responsible language. The noble Saudis are a beacon of light in the otherwise backward and unfree Muslim world, our friends in the great War On Terror. Like the Colonel and that Egyptian guy, whatshisname. Like Osama Bin Laden was in the 1980’s.

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The US have launched an aerial offensive in Libya.

Gaddafi has an entourage watching out for bombs. If they spot any approaching, they have been ordered to shout ‘Gaddafi Duck’.

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Andy Carroll is leading the British aerial offensive.

Confusion has arisen of late as to how to spell the Colonel’s name. Apparently the following are all acceptable. I suggest we simply call him “the Colonel” although that could cause confusion if the Tripoli outlet of Kentucky Fried Chicken is bombed.

Qaddafi, Muammar
Al-Gathafi, Muammar
al-Qadhafi, Muammar
Al Qathafi, Mu’ammar
Al Qathafi, Muammar
El Gaddafi, Moamar
El Kadhafi, Moammar
El Kazzafi, Moamer
El Qathafi, Mu’Ammar
Gadafi, Muammar
Gaddafi, Moamar
Gadhafi, Mo’ammar
Gathafi, Muammar
Ghadafi, Muammar
Ghaddafi, Muammar
Ghaddafy, Muammar
Gheddafi, Muammar
Gheddafi, Muhammar
Kadaffi, Momar
Kad’afi, Muamar al- 20 Kaddafi, Muamar Kaddafi, Muammar Kadhafi, Moammar Kadhafi, Mouammar Kazzafi, Moammar Khadafy, Moammar Khaddafi, Muammar Moamar al-Gaddafi Moamar el Gaddafi Moamar El Kadhafi Moamar Gaddafi Moamer El Kazzafi Mo'ammar el-Gadhafi Moammar El Kadhafi Mo'ammar Gadhafi Moammar Kadhafi Moammar Khadafy Moammar Qudhafi Muamar al-Kad’afi
Mu’amar al-Kadafi
Muamar Al-Kaddafi
Muamar Kaddafi
Muamer Gadafi
Muammar Al-Gathafi
Muammar al-Khaddafi
Mu’ammar al-Qadafi
Mu’ammar al-Qaddafi
Muammar al-Qadhafi
Mu’ammar al-Qadhdhafi
Muammar al-Qadhdhāfī 50 Mu'ammar Al Qathafi Muammar Al Qathafi Muammar Gadafi Muammar Gaddafi Muammar Ghadafi Muammar Ghaddafi Muammar Ghaddafy Muammar Gheddafi Muammar Kaddafi Muammar Khaddafi Mu'ammar Qadafi Muammar Qaddafi Muammar Qadhafi Mu'ammar Qadhdhafi Muammar Quathafi Mulazim Awwal Mu'ammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Qadhafi Qadafi, Mu'ammar Qadhafi, Muammar Qadhdhāfī, Muammar
Qathafi, Mu’Ammar el 70
Quathafi, Muammar
Qudhafi, Moammar
Moamar AI Kadafi
Maummar Gaddafi
Moamar Gadhafi
Moamer Gaddafi
Moamer Kadhafi
Moamma Gaddafi
Moammar Gaddafi
Moammar Gadhafi
Moammar Ghadafi
Moammar Khadaffy
Moammar Khaddafi
Moammar el Gadhafi
Moammer Gaddafi
Mouammer al Gaddafi
Muamar Gaddafi
Muammar Al Ghaddafi
Muammar Al Qaddafi
Muammar Al Qaddafi
Muammar El Qaddafi
Muammar Gadaffi
Muammar Gadafy
Muammar Gaddhafi
Muammar Gadhafi
Muammar Ghadaffi
Muammar Qadthafi
Muammar al Gaddafi
Muammar el Gaddafy
Muammar el Gaddafi
Muammar el Qaddafi
Muammer Gadaffi
Muammer Gaddafi
Mummar Gaddafi
Omar Al Qathafi
Omar Mouammer Al Gaddafi
Omar Muammar Al Ghaddafi
Omar Muammar Al Qaddafi
Omar Muammar Al Qathafi
Omar Muammar Gaddafi
Omar Muammar Ghaddafi
Omar al Ghaddafi

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  1. Go to UN
  2. Bomb Libya
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT!!!
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It’s all about the profiit, Mohammed (or Muhammad/Mohammad/Muhammed).

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You can’t do this with renewables

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The Arab League has condemned the attack. Quite a prestige blow for the Yanks and the Brits who were yesterday claiming they expected the Arab league to join the assault.

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The Brits have surrendered.