Are the rats fleeing a sinking ship?
Fergie, Rooney and now Scholes …
Who will be next ?
Bobby Charlton and Paddy Crerand
Paddy is the life blood of the club, when he checks out it really will be game over.
Man Utd will never die.
United gone about 23 minutes since winning the title, Liverpool gone 23 years.
Ho ho!!
Massive infighting at training amongst players I’m hearing … Moyes is walking into a shit storm.
Shitty little club with their flags. 
Are the plastic flags out again?
What’ll United get for Rooney? £20m max I’d say.
Doesn’t matter mate, he’s not for sale according to the former manager.
It’s been made known that he’s available for £40m - according the The Times last week.
The Guardian actually.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/09/wayne-rooney-twitter-manchester-united
Wayne Rooney has removed the term “Manchester United player” from his Twitter page and replaced it with “NikeUK athlete” following his demand to Sir Alex Ferguson a fortnight ago to leave the club this summer.
While United are adamant the striker is not for sale, according to a well placed source Rooney is valued at £40m, so if an offer was made this may at least be explored. United are interested in bringing back Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid, so the transfer of Rooney would help finance a deal.
Paris Saint-Germain, Bayern Munich and Chelsea are potential suitors for the 27-year-old who has had an uneven season for United.
While it is not known why Rooney removed the description from his Twitter feed, the timing of it further heightens the sense of his disgruntlement with life at Old Trafford.
Ferguson told Rooney he could not leave and that remains United’s stance. Rooney has declined to comment on his position.
Ron Atkinson?
I see friend of the forum Raymond Verheijen having a right go at the Moyes appointment on Twitter there.
#JurassicPark
[SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial]“The dinosaur of all dinosaurs get a 6 year (!) contract to manage one of the biggest clubs in the world. Only possible in Jurassic Park.”[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial]"[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=14px][FONT=Arial]The Man United players better prepare themselves for their training camp in Austria with 3 sessions a day for 4 consecutive days. Good luck!"[/FONT][/SIZE]
Big Ron?
Edit: Fuck it got too smart for my own good and forgot to check if anybody else had made the joke