Are you a football hipster

Football hipsters like @Rudi used to cream themselves when Zdenek Zeman lined up his outfield players like this at kick-offs:

Gas when you think back.

Another pathetic development with football hipsters is the growing use of the term “woof” when talking about an outrageously good goal or piece of skill. You’d see people like Sid Lowe and and Miguel Delaney tweeting things like:

“What a strike by Diego Costa for 10-man Atletico Madrid to win it at the death at Almeria! Woof!”

What’s hipster about Zeman?

He is an icon for clean football.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 853708, member: 9”]Football hipsters like @Rudi used to cream themselves when Zdenek Zeman lined up his outfield players like this at kick-offs:

Gas when you think back.

Another pathetic development with football hipsters is the growing use of the term “woof” when talking about an outrageously good goal or piece of skill. You’d see people like Sid Lowe and and Miguel Delaney tweeting things like:

“What a strike by Diego Costa for 10-man Atletico Madrid to win it at the death at Almeria! Woof!”[/quote]

Delaneys not a football hipster surely? He’s always on about the premier league

Reeperbahn

I don’t know, I’ve read some really boring articles of his about things like average possession of winning European Cup teams from 1965 to now. Or shit like that.

[quote=“mickee321, post: 853624, member: 367”]can someone please explain to me this whole footballl hipster man crush on St.Pauli?
from reading up on them they’re some shite second division club in Germany who were historically linked to the German equivilant of SIPTU, where’s the attraction?[/quote]
They’re in the ra

Whats going on with this Benfica Guttman curse shite. Was it discussed in Football Hipster weekly or something? Never heard anything about it before and now everyone is an expert on it.

For whats it worth the curse was according to wiki “In the next 100 years no Portuguese team will win two European titles and Benfica will never be champions of Europe again without me.” So Porto have already broken it.