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I have a Kilmallock crest tattoo.
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Signing in
Enough with semi conductors for a few days
We’re not in the same place so 
Give it hell man
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Safe home to Clonderlaw
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CillMhichil my good man
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I am but apparently my daughter in law isn’t. I was minding a jeepy type thing in a shed for a granddaughter when Mammy decides that it’s too small for her.
Grumpy Grandpaw was of the opinion that the little one was too big for it but…
A rescue plan was put in place and a purveyor in Limerick came to the rescue. An additional E200 rectified the situation… (assembled). I was dumbfounded. She assured me the extra was worth the money to see her eyes pop on Christmas morning.
Boxtyeater affirmed that a pair of marbles in a polish tin or loud gunfire signifying Santa’s suicide would have popped her eyes without the incredulous outlay for a kid nearly 6.
Trust me here… The world is fucked.
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She should have changed it for a drone
Got the carrots and the parsnips and the spuds and the sprouts and the stuffing there tonight. I’ll get the turkey and the ham in Ray Colliers tomorrow.
Lads how would you go about cutting a ham that’s too big for the pot? I got a full ham the other evening and wasn’t able to get the butcher to cut it for me.
My last wife cut cut it with one look
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In a nutshell that post sums up modern society🤦♂️
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I was going to take a hacksaw to it.
Or else remove the labels, and go down to the local supermarket, pretend I bought it there and ask the butcher to cut it
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Employ the Mohammed Bin Salman method. That was Turkey-related too.
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Are you anywhere near a mosk?
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Desperation time but if you had an oul’ creamery can you (of all people) would pull it off…
A picture would guarantee TFK immortality.
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I take it this ham has a bone?