Are you all set for The Christmas

Nope. They’ve no excuse

Are you having the carp tomorrow?
Doesn’t santy arrive to the polajs on christmas eve, he does in Oireland anyway. Iv a polak working for me, after the carp dinner his brother goes outside dresses up as santy and comes in and distributes the Ikea kitchens and that.
Not sure what they do christmas day.

Is your carp in the bath today?

Not a bit of sprocket paper to be had anywhere. One last call to make tomorrow morning then I’ll just have to call it a day. She’ll have to choose her photos well.

Suppose to be going out for dinner this year, not my choice but with Fr in Law sick I agreed. He may not even get to the hotel, not dying just bolloxed…ham, turkey, stuffing and sprouts bought tonight just in case. They won’t go to waste.

Carp tonight. Turkey tomorrow. Got the carp freshly killed in Carrefour yesterday. Santy will come tonight just like he does in Oireland.

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They do fuck all on Christmas Day. It’s like a Sunday. New Years Eve is a massive party night here.

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I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I got Ms Goode a sprocket as a present from the bhoys, it only comes with 5 sheets so I’ve been searching for more but it’s all sold out. Harvey Norman in Drogheda might have some so I’ll call after 9am, if they have it I’ll run across, I’ve ordered some from Amazon but it won’t be here til the 29th.

If HN don’t have it, she’ll have to choose the 5 photos to print carefully as it’s all she’ll have to the 29th.

What’s a sprocket?

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Something for a bike?

Between now and midnight tomorrow you could set your watch by my movements, actually I need to fly out now for a veggie peeler so I’ll start in an hour or so, exact same ding ding every year but it’s what we like, nothing to assemble late tonight thank God.
Happy Christmas to all ye cunts, has the truce taken effect yet?

Not till 4pm… Everyone is fair game until then.

Makes sense, sure that was the time that our lord was put up on the cross on Christmas Eve

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I start my shopping in 5 hours time. Last two hrs in the crescent on Christmas eve nobody in. Il have the run of the place to myself.

That’s when all the suckers start spending. Clueless men frantically trying to buy a few gifts and they end up getting fleeced.

No it’s not its the smart thing to do. Been doing it all my life.

Id believe it.

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Good man. Hope it doesn’t turn into a codered.

I’m at home wrapping the Santa presents drinking good coffee watching the cassandra crossing with Richard Harris. Mrs j has taken the kids to work.

Richard Harris is currently bossing the show but has just had a serious land. There’s a bubonic plague on the train he’s on!!!

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35 mins around the Douglas area and I’m sorted for pressies for herself. I’m best when I’m under pressure

In 2004iirc, anyhow, some one of the celtic tiger years, brown Thomas in galway sold more than two hundred handbags on Christmas eve which cost more than a thousand euros.

It prints small photos from your phone. Ms EG is constantly taking photos of the little fellas so I thought I’d get it from them.

HN have some, don’t fancy driving over to Drogheda but it will keep me off the drink. I’ll throw the bhoys in the car and give herself a couple of hours peace.