Arise, Sir Boris

[Tank]

It’s a bad way to die really, gasping for breath.

[mikehunt]

He won’t die roaring so, oh well.

[carryharry]

Oooft

[Julio_Geordio]

You do realize if Boris dies he’ll be lionized by the British press and they’ll be pushing harder than ever to do stupid shit because that’s what Boris would have wanted.

It’s better he lives and looks the fool he is. Maybe he’ll find some humility in the whole thing and come out a better person

[Batigol]

“You either die a hero or love long enough to see yourself become the villain”

[Dziekanowski]

@Julio_Geordio

You do realize if Boris dies he’ll be lionized by the British press

If he lives he will be lionised by the British press.

[TheBird]

@Juhniallio

…alling over themselves to pretend they wouldn’t have a giggle or say he deserved it if Johnson died from this. For the record, I’d struggle not to think ‘fuck you Boris,’ as I do now that he is alive.He made the big choices and thousands will die because of him. If he’s one of them I wont shed a tear.

Karma is a bitch

[Copper_pipe]

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Cc @Batigol @Watchyourtoes

[Julio_Geordio]

@Copper_pipe

Cc @Batigol @Watchyourtoes

[Dziekanowski]

That is very funny.

[Special_Olympiakos]

It’ll take more than a Chinese bat flu to topple the man who led the United Kingdom out of serfdom

[Batigol]

Hopefully Boris gets over this and makes a speedy recovery.

[anon60384913]

Boris Johnson For England

[eoghanruadha]

He’s not that type of player.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@eoghanruadha

He’s not that type of player.

He is you know.

Boris Johnson knocks over boy in rugby match in Japan

[anon60384913]

There’s a touch of the mad scientist about boris which I find rather endearing being perfectly honest.

[balbec]

Labour couldn’t lay a glove on him. He beat Red Ken twice and Momentum.

[Thomas_Brady]

Sorry for your loss.

[balbec]

Cheers pal. House private.

[TheBlackSpot]

@flattythehurdler

Well, given that Cummings advocated a strategy that he was happy would kill people, and was in a position to enact that strategy, and initially did so, would rather he died or a few old people?

In that scenario I’d gladly vote for Cummings