If it goes to his children itâll be pennies each.
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Fuck him. He wasnât bothered that the elderly were going to die.
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The country hasnât seen anything like this since The Blitz.
I thought there was something up with Borris last night when the queen was wheeled out. It was pre recorded but it was always intended for a moment like this to divert attention or the publicâs gaze while they buy time.
@ChairmanDan @Dziekanowski, what is the nearest precedent for a PM/Taoiseach/President dying while holding office not having been assassinated?
Breaking News: The Department of Work and Pensions has declared Boris Johnson FIT for work.
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Arthur griffith
Georges Pompidou died while President of France in 1974 anyway.
There was a US president who died fairly quicksmart after taking office in 1921 or thereabouts. William Henry Harrison, he died in 30 days, was it?
Plenty of Popes have died in office if that helps you.
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If this snigs him it would be tantamount to suicide by Coronavirus
The royal family hates Boris because of his comments about princess diana
died in a nursing home 
Erskine Childers
What did he say?
Franklin Roosevelt died in office in 1945.
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Who will play Boris in the 2030 academy and bafta award winning film about how Boris the Brave beat the coronavirus saving Britain and the world.
Warren G. Harding was the man, died in 1923. They couldnât regulate Warren G.'s heartbeat.
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Boris was a raving alcoholic and heavy smoker for years as a Telegraph hack. He also fucked a pig once as initiation for the bullingdon club. I hope his past does not come back to haunt him
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Was it sudden?
Betfair already have a market on Borris Johnson.
Great chance for @labane1917 to make a few quid.