How will you observe Ash Wednesday?
I’ve just had a ham salad sandwich.
Totally forgot it was ash wednesday.
Not that I give a fook anyway. I might steak the shit out of it tonight.
I had fully intended abstaining but had a burger last night at half twelve which fucked it fairly early on.
I wouldn’t be doing it out of any strong belief that eating meat sends you to hell or anything just as a tradition I suppose more than anything else.
Great excuse to be indulging in a fish and chips tonight.
Piss Wednesday.
I’ll stay off the meat and snacks alright today, just more for tradition than anything else.
I try to eat fish once a week anyways so it’s no big deal
Dya remember when years ago you couldn’t eat meat on a Friday but now you can?
I mean whats it all about.
I’m hearing that the Catholic Church has had to import all of its ash this year due to shortages here. But the sneaky Protestant snakes in the ash importation business have sourced cheap supplies from Lutheran Iceland. Therefore it’s Protestant ash you will be receiving. Dirty hun bastards.
St Peter “On 9th March, 2011 you ate meat, went drinking and neglected to get ashes…anything to say about that?”
Me “Eh…sorry about that”
St Peter “Don’t worry about it mate, we’re charging you with 37,459 counts of having impure thoughts anyway”
St. Peter “What the fuck is this eh?”
New arrival "but I kept the fast and got me ashes
St Peter “on ya go boy. You can regain your eyesight from the second hatch on the left and for the love of himself get your palm cleaned up”
Trash Wednesday.
Where’s the ‘through my eyes’ option?
Cash Wednesday.
2 off the books jobs this evening all going well.
I like me fish though, 2 pieces of salmon thawing out here in front of me.
There are alternative meanings to the word observe other than to observe something in the visual sense.
I observed your ma’s gee last night.
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Here i thought you could eat three main meals today?
It could actually be only one main meal, and two collations.
Sure most normally people only eat 3 main meals a day Dunph :lol:
Do most people not snack between meals or is it just me?
I eat four main meals by the way - breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. I exclude brunch from that which essentially is a snack.
Are you connected to a soup drip at night then to stop your stomach eating itself?
Just saw that.
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