Athletics Thread

TheUlteriorMotive · August 7, 2017, 7:18pm

You of all people I thought would have some sympathy. Affected your running too.

Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

I got caught short walking from the kebab shop to my house after earlier walking from the pub to the kebab shop around 4 years ago.

The kebab went right through me and I started a drunken shuffling type jog as to try to run in proper strides would almost certainly have resulted in a loosening of the anal valve and shit spluttering everywhere.

I thought I had overcome the issue when I got to within around 50 yards of my house but the resultant mental relaxation proved fatal as I almost simultaneously shat myself as soon as I let my guard down.

I had gone drinking straight from work and was wearing a suit. The shit seeped out the sides of my boxers and destroyed the arse and upper inside leg area of my suit trousers, which I never did wear again.

My name is Bandage and I soiled myself when I was 24.

Anybody else?