A fabled TRIPLE HEADER in Croke Park today:
At 1pm we start off with the final of the hurling competition which the GAA website is calling the “Nickey Rackard Cup”, that’s Nickey with an e.
That’s a clash between the USA and the UK as New York take on Tyrone.
Then at 3pm it’s the Michael Palin Railway Journeys Around Ireland Derby as Derry play Kerry in the Christey Ring Cup final. That’s hurling too if you were wondering.
Then at 5pm, it’s the big clash everybody is waiting for as Kerry and Tyrone go head to head in yet another underage football final which Tyrone will win. That’s the competition formerly known as the All-Ireland under 21 football championship.
I wonder how many Tyrone people will be heading in for the hurling at 1pm and then waiting around through the middle game for the football at 5.
The 1pm, 3pm and 5pm time slots here seem tightish.
Remember there is the possibility of extra time in any of these games. So if all three were to go to extra time, that adds a minimum of 42 minutes to the schedule - between gasping breath for 15 minutes after normal time, the 20 minutes plus 3 of the actual extra time and the four minutes of half time in extra time.
So if Tyrone v New York goes to extra time at 2:35pm, add 42 minutes to that to get to 3:17pm before that game finishes. That would push Derry v Kerry back to maybe 3:45pm. That game then finishes level at 5:20pm, followed by the 42 minutes of the rigmarole of extra-time to bring us up to 6:02pm before that game finishes.
Tyrone v Kerry then wouldn’t throw in until 6:30pm. That’s a 60 minute game so it probably finishes up around 7:55pm. Then add 42 minutes to take us to 8:37pm for a definitive finish to the day’s proceedings that began at 1pm.
But wait, what if we have penalties in any of the games? That’s more time. A penalty competition might conservatively be estimated to add 15 minutes to proceedings between five to six minutes of humming and hawing about who is taking the penalties and maybe nine minutes to play off the penalty competitions.
If all three games went to penalties after extra-time, add 45 minutes. That would take us to 9:22pm. And then there’s the presentation at the end of the football, which could take us to 9:40pm.
The committed Tyrone GAA follower who dutifully entered Croke Park at 12:40pm to see the warm ups of the hurling, would trundle out of Croke Park in a sunstruck state exactly nine hours later. Luckily the Mater hospital is nearby.