Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[HBV]

You don’t know that you are making an assumption and anyways who gives a shit haven’t you a wife and isent this old birds you would shag not old birds you’d like to be best friends with.

[flattythehurdler]

I need to vaguely not find a persons behaviour or demeanor repulsive before I’d shag them. To you its just an orifice.
Each to their own.

[Tassotti]

I dont want to hear some birds life story when I am banging the arse off them

[flattythehurdler]

True enough.

[HBV]

Ruthless birds are the ones you’d want to be riding because they just want to use you. He wouldn’t ride her because he heard second or third hand that she is ruthless.
I don’t think he understands this thread.

[carryharry]

Alessandra Ferri - Italian Ballerina aged 52.

[HBV]

Amanda is on top of her game on tv3 there. An outrageously attractive mid 40s woman by any standards.

[tazdedub]

One of the main reasons to watch the show. I don’t care how much of a cunt she is.

[Massey]

She’s a fine mare alright

[myboyblue]

Eva

[tazdedub]

Tia leoni

[tazdedub]

Terri Hatcher

[myboyblue]

Callie Thorne, beloved by those of us who watched Rescue Me and Californication. Does crazy better than most, and a great rack.

[myboyblue]

Jodie Foster, 53, was on Fallon recently. Unreal.

[farmerinthecity]

I would definitely try to assassinate the President of the USA for her.

[artfoley]

@farmerinthecity

I would definitely try to assassinate the President of the USA for her.

Be a waste of time given she’s a fungirl

[farmerinthecity]

[glasagusban]

[artfoley]

What? I was trying to save farmer from barking up the wrong bush. You’re surely no suggesting that he ignore her sexuality?

[glasagusban]

What has that got to do with whether he would shag her or not?