Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

This wan’s as auld as fook but she’d still get it.
She plays President Charles Logans wife in 24, fair size wangers on her still despite her age

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.smart.jean.100506.jpg

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/j/jean_smart/thumbnails/tn2_jean_smart_2.jpg

Andrea Kremer off Sunday night football

http://nbcsportsmedia4.msnbc.com/j/NBCSports/Sections/NFL/SNF/Kremer2.widec.jpg

Kim Deal - can you believe she’s now 47?

Bjork is 43. I love Bjork.

http://hotmusicbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bjork.jpg

I loath bjork, what a cunt.

Helena Christensen is 40 in December and is the new face of Agent Provocatuer

Thats some excellent work MBB

How is she a cunt for fucks sake? Stupid comment MBB

Explain to me how its a stupid comment and I’ll tell you how shes a cunt.

Michelle Obama - 44. I’d vote for her…

http://weblogs.cltv.com/news/opinion/mcclendon/michelle-obama%20speaking.jpg

Because she’s utterly fucking harmless

(nice work on Helena by the way)

[quote=“Fitzy”]Because she’s utterly fucking harmless

[/quote]

I would argue she isnt.

She’s a whiney cunt whose music is nothing more than self indulgement masturbation.

She is adored by those whom I dislike, thereby further distancing herself from my affections.

She is utterly bananas as seen by her music, her music videos and her fucked up dress sense.

While she may be harmless, she has offended my senses in too many different ways for me to find her to be anything other than a fucking loathsome cunt.

That vcash you lost on Barcelona is really getting to you MBB.

Dirty Spanish bastards.

I stand over my detesting of bjork though.

[quote=“myboyblue”]Dirty Spanish bastards.

[/quote]

More Catalan than Spanish but we get your drift MBB

I’m fully aware of that, thats why I called them Spanish, just to get the full effect of my bile.

[quote=“myboyblue”]Dirty Spanish bastards.

I stand over my detesting of bjork though.[/quote]

Did Barca fuck you over as well, i lost 50.00 on them cunts. They were the safest bet of the lot (so i thought) they didn’t seem to give a flying fuck till there was 20 minutes left either.
Liverpool fucked me as well, jesus they are piss poor without Torres.

[quote=“Fitzy”]Because she’s utterly fucking harmless

(nice work on Helena by the way)[/quote]

She’s harmless unless you are a journo at Singapore airport.

Did she not lay into one of them a few years back.

Bjork is an eskimo.

[quote=“caoimhaoin”]
Liverpool fucked me as well, jesus they are piss poor without Torres.[/quote]

And yet they beat United and Chelsea without him

[quote=“myboyblue”]I would argue she isnt.

She’s a whiney cunt whose music is nothing more than self indulgement masturbation.

She is adored by those whom I dislike, thereby further distancing herself from my affections.

She is utterly bananas as seen by her music, her music videos and her fucked up dress sense.

While she may be harmless, she has offended my senses in too many different ways for me to find her to be anything other than a fucking loathsome cunt.[/quote]

I’m glad you got that out of your system MBB, hope you feel better (sorry I got in your way).

Next time Barca are playing, remind me not to post on any thread you’re likely to be on!