Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

She’s a beautiful woman. A proper woman.

Some lads would be very intimidated by her.

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Insecure lads.

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Lads that don’t do their own thing

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Lads with small rods are scared of larger hind quarters. :see_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

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That would go some way to explaining why they’d feel insecure at the prospect of tackling that badonkadonk. Meanwhile, the lads with a bit about them would be rolling up the sleeves…

Cushion for the Pushing.

Someone please give me the crucial 10th for Liz doing a yoga pose in her bikini ffs!!

Fair play Brimmer :+1:

Fuck you and your tenth . I want to give Liz one .

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I nearly didn’t give it to you because Mrs Bradley walked past me as I scrutinised the post, and zoomed and pinched the image to find flaws. I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate me ogling elderly ladies on a sports forum.

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Bellucci

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Judd 49

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She looks like a chipmunk

I’d ate that

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I’d say she’d ate you first

Alicia Silverstone is rocking some serious milf shit in the diary of a wimpy kid movie

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A feminist cunt. The worst feminist cunt iv seen to date.

Black hole sun won’t you come.

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I’d well believe it. All the more pleasure then in slippin her one.

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