Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[flattythehurdler]

Two words. The second is Williams.

[Massey]

Paul?

[flattythehurdler]

Worse.

[iron_mike]

Andy?

[Locke]

We need an age with that Chucks. Sure she could be 37 for all we know ffs!

[Chucks_Nwoko]

[iron_mike]

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Happy birthday @backinatracksuit

Sharing your birthday with Shania 53 (Fifty three)

[myboyblue]

Septa Unella is an auld bird I’d love to shag

AKA Hannah Waddington

[Onthesod]

43

[myboyblue]

40 is still the threshold cuntyballs.

[croppy_boy]

Incorrect.

You’ll be sent to The Wall if you’re not careful.

[myboyblue]

@croppy_boy

Incorrect.

You’ll be sent to The Wall if you’re not careful.

You can be King and it all depends on the view and what you can see
And around here nobody tells me what to do

[Onthesod]

45 prickfeatures

[iron_mike]

Can’t agree chief. I canvassed for a 45 threshold awhile back and was due ly refused

[Ashman]

That’s a proper wholesome woman .

[Julio_Geordio]

Ye can’t just move up the threshold because ye are getting older. It’s forty and that’s the end of it

[Horsebox]

Anymore.

[myboyblue]

Thanks for finishing it mate.

[Horsebox]

Tune.

[Gman]

@croppy_boy

I’d prefer just to crib about it intermittently to be honest.

at least you are keeping true to your word, you annoying ageist cunt.