Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[Raylan]

Limited knowledge never stopped you before

[myboyblue]

All those quality posts, my luck was bound to run out.

[glasagusban]

Ooooft

[Locke]

Kirsty, 41

[iron_mike]

I’d ate that

[Fagan_ODowd]

You’d ate a Supermacs burger, in fairness.

[anon26343222]

66! And not falling apart. Jane Seymour

[backinatracksuit]

Obviously you’d have to marry her first before you’d allow her to pop your cherry?

[anon26343222]

Yawn. And faggot. And ass muncher. They are your 3 words for today. Now remember them when your riding your pig

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Is that dr Quinn medicine woman? I’d let her give me a medical, etc etc

[anon26343222]

Tis indeed

[backinatracksuit]

Pig??

[Alan-partridge]

Jane Seymour is actually polish, she was on who do you think you are recently,
She’s some woman for her age

[anon26343222]

Ya I saw you walking with one yesterday

[anon26343222]

She is a beautiful woman.

[backinatracksuit]

Tell me more

[anon26343222]

@backinatracksuit what kind of slush puppy did you get? The blue one or the red one?

[iron_mike]

Vorderman 56

[Horsebox]

Jesus she’s wrecked. Some bird in her day.

[iron_mike]

I still would though