Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

Naomi Watts - 50.

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She looks shocking mate, I’m sure the make up is applied well but she looks like an alien, completely unnatural, the body is good but the head is a disaster

Ride me sideways.

Diane Lane - 54.

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I think this is a prime example of what @farmerinthecity is talking about. She is definitely an auld bird I would shag.

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Raquel Welch is 78.

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A lot of work done

You’re bordering on necrophilia there kid

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How bad?:grin:

I’d give a happy ten or fifteen minutes looking for the nipples on those puppies

Be Jesus.

I don’t know where I stand on that.

She has a head?

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That’s not what he was suggesting

Fair fucking play to her. An intermittent faster, a meat eater and likes to lift.

She deserves a hop for the effort alone.

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Will I get jail time?

Imagine telling someone that you rode Raquel Welch?

Even if she is at nursing home age.

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Who’d have the removal?

Do you know them? You could work away on the body if you needed to.

Make sure to get consent before she pops her clogs. It’s all about the consent

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Fonda 81 I’d take head anyway dunno about shag don’t want to kill her off.

Just to have it to say…