Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

Yum

The one on the left is reasonably attractive, the one in the middle is disgusting, right is meh

They’re all the same bird

I’d say they’d creak like a coffin lid

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Each to their own. Anyone of them would do it for me ( and I haven’t had any medication yet)

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I assumed they were sisters.

They are the Vard sisters

Ya, funeral music is their thing. Like been around stiff men.

Awfullllll yokes

Tess is 50

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The Lord of Light would have to resurrect me if I got up on her :heart_eyes:

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Feck Mike they’d squeeze every drop you had in you boy,then discard what’s left

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There’d be nothing left to discard

It looks like a bloke. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Everyone knows the lovely Trudi

Trudi Lalor is royalty :clap:

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Excellent shout.:clap::clap:

Fuck Tipp

She’ll have awful back pain by the time she’s 50 with those tits