Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐


A horrible cunt but a beautiful woman all the same

No

I have dealt with a few Ugandan Indians in my time and they are 100% cunts

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She’s a bit hefty

It’s the Gujarati in her. They’re right cunts.

She’s a 4’10 Roly Poly

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You fell for the oldest Tinder trick - only headshot photos …

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Thanks for the heads up .

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:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Legs like a junior B full back.

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Take that down your after ruining my day now

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More cushin for the pushin

Ahhh come on

She seems the type that would get sexually aroused by pictures of dead children who have died as a result of the international right wing war machine or other cruel, heartless policies, - rather than actual intimate contact with another adult

You should have gone to Specsavers

Built for comfort not speed

I’d say there’s more suction there than a Dyson hoover

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She’d ate ya

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