Youd commit adultery for a bit of fake tit . Leave behind the wife and kids is it ?
I don’t know how you got there from that.
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I hope that’s not a stage name?
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Better than Alison spittle.
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theres a series right there: spittle or swallow
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Need to be 45 to qualify, mate. INELIGIBLE!
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Oooft.
Stop dragging up this tired shit, you’re marginally better than this.
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Who set up that poll?
Democratic process has spoken. I don’t like it either mate. 40 is old for me
I am not bound by this process
Take your beating. Ms Swallow is just a regular ride, rather than an official “Auld Bird you would shag”
As auld wans go she can beat me all she wishes
I assume shes presenting that award as opposed to winning it
She won it I think. She’s in a series at the moment which is very popular.
What’s that?