Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

I’m quite captivated by this Ursula von der Leyen lady who is leading the EU now. She’s attractive, elegant, extremely smart and has a lovely way about her in general.

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A very unorthodox chin situation going on there, if I’m honest

People have been banned for less

It must be a power thing for Sid

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She hasn’t inspired me so far.

definitely looks like one you’d see in an XNXX swinger video alongside some German with leather jocks, red socks and a beer belly.

Salma, 54 years young :heart_eyes:

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She’s from a different planet.

Sweet suffering Jesus. Dug out lads.

Unrale :kissing_heart:

Great looking lass. What put me off her was her Oscars appearance during #metoo when she turned up covered in diamonds bought for her by her ugly, ageing, billionaire husband.

Salma Hayek could have married anyone in the world but she went for a very unattractive very rich old man and then she gives all the women a big lecture about not objectifying women and respect women, women shouldn’t have to sleep their way to the top, etc. This is the husband of the 2nd most beautiful women in the world over 50 (after Monica Belluci), also a tax-exile.

francois henry pinault

Glas, you may wish to attack me as a misogynist now.

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Tbh I just look at her tits

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It just goes to show that beauty is not only on the outside. Fair play to Salma for not being as shallow as you.

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Thankfully her tits are bigger than her jaw, just about.

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Is she 54 in that?!

Give it a like and move on, pal

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The First Lady, 49

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A jawline Michael Murphy would be proud of.

You’re misleading chaps

I’d say she’d be gagging for it. Littlefinger couldn’t satisfy that.