Iām honouring the limericks only great export that I can think of, for the week thatās in it.
Oh and the dundons.
Heās very negative and downbeat facing into Sunday. And why wouldnāt he be. Poor auld Flatty.
Liz has been sticking a photo of her head onto the same photo of her body for the last 25 years
Face like a melted welly
I know youāre disappointed today but your increased negativity and nihilism has been growing noticeably over a period of time, weāre going to need the spirit of Christmas to descend upon you or something.
And sheās a fine looking woman for 50.
Ageist.
Thatās fucking lovely.
Her lips look utterly stupid. She looks like a guppy.
She has a face full of collagen or arse fat to boot.
Thereās absolutely no need for you to be quite this vexed by this.
Ah stop chief
Her teeth are very yellow for someone on tv the whole time
40 Rothmans a day
And thatās after sheās had two facelifts.
I still would
Absolute fucking nonsense that 40 is the entry age for this thread, but as the man says, when in Romeā¦
Eva Green
As savage as she is sheās only 40 mate, ineligible. Head over to the Lovely Birds thread and hoover up the likes
A lovely auld bird