Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[flattythehurdler]

I’m honouring the limericks only great export that I can think of, for the week that’s in it.
Oh and the dundons.

[glasagusban]

He’s very negative and downbeat facing into Sunday. And why wouldn’t he be. Poor auld Flatty.

[glenshane]

Liz has been sticking a photo of her head onto the same photo of her body for the last 25 years

[croppy_boy]

Formerly of Lost, 50-years-young Elizabeth Mitchell

[flattythehurdler]

Face like a melted welly

[glasagusban]

I know you’re disappointed today but your increased negativity and nihilism has been growing noticeably over a period of time, we’re going to need the spirit of Christmas to descend upon you or something.

And she’s a fine looking woman for 50.

[myboyblue]

@glasagusban

And she’s a fine looking woman for 50.

Ageist.

[pudns]

That’s fucking lovely.

[flattythehurdler]

Her lips look utterly stupid. She looks like a guppy.
She has a face full of collagen or arse fat to boot.

[glasagusban]

There’s absolutely no need for you to be quite this vexed by this.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

51. An incredible looking woman.

[BruidheanChaorthainn]

Kay burley

[StoneCold]

Ah stop chief

[Spidey]

Her teeth are very yellow for someone on tv the whole time

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

40 Rothmans a day

[jellyfish]

And that’s after she’s had two facelifts.

[Massey]

I still would

[ironmoth]

Absolute fucking nonsense that 40 is the entry age for this thread, but as the man says, when in Rome…

Eva Green

[Locke]

As savage as she is she’s only 40 mate, ineligible. Head over to the Lovely Birds thread and hoover up the likes

[myboyblue]

@ironmoth

Absolute fucking nonsense that 40 is the entry age for this thread, but as the man says, when in Rome…

Eva Green

A lovely auld bird