Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

Great rack on Jamie Lee Curtis for her age

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To the tune of her iconic ballad Jolene , Parton sang: “Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, I’m begging of you, please don’t hesitate. Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, because once you’re dead, then that’s a bit too late.”

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Wrong thread.
I hope.

Yea, we don’t have a lesbians I would shag thread.

Marley Shelton, 46

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@iron_mike

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Be the jayses :heart_eyes:

She’d lave it back to ya soft.

Signing in

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Grand rack but that cucumber in her gin is fucked.


ITV darts presenter Jacquai Oatley (46)

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Id say Ciara gives a cracking BJ :drooling_face:

Full disclosure: 17 deviants would shag a pregnant auld bird.

I already have

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And one deviant would post her as an auld bird you would shag.

The minute I mentioned that she was pregnant, @Locke was in to give her a ‘like’.

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She doesn’t look too pregnant in this one :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Theres a littl bump there, we cant be sure. Probably best just accept you’re a deviant in the eyes of @ironmoth

She was also 36 when that picture that taken.

Was she pregnant?

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