Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

Poor old Carol is actually pathetic at this stage, sad to see

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Have to agree… Obviously driven by vanity. She looks awful.

She’s like 2 small round bales done up in red silage wrap. She’d melt near a good fire.

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Shur what harm, if she’s happy, then why not.

That’s the thing, all that blubber and injections are all the signs of someone deeply unhappy.

Happiness is a fluid mistress

Stick a pin in Carol and she’ll burst like a fluid matress.

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Not sure that’s how it works.

Getting her back into that dress would be akin to getting a prolapsed womb back into a cow.

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Is that a fancy name for a calf bed

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And your point is?

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And yet vernon still went offside

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Thats not a great picture

Ah but Vernon is beautiful.

Penelope Mary Mordaunt

Penny for short…

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I’d ride Truss as well.

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So would i,a great set of tits!

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She’d be easy pickings at the moment. She’s in a vulnerable state. Off with you to London…

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