Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[flattythehurdler]

46-36-40?

[Batigol]

She has the age and the baps. Perfect for the thread

[MAFIA]

The list that has sailed aboard her is quite long.

[Spidey]

Slammed more times than a taxi door

[MAFIA]

Rogered more times than a policeman’s radio.

[habanerocat]

More pricks than a second hand dart board.

[MAFIA]

Rattled more times than a beggars tin.

[Bisto]

More pricks than a rose bush

[jellyfish]

Banged more times than Stevie Wonder’s toes.

[Chancer]

You’d fence the M50 with what stakes were pulled out of her……

[MAFIA]

Cocked more times than John Wayne’s rifle.

[farmerinthecity]

Like throwing a sausage down O’Connell Street

[flattythehurdler]

The misogynists really are out in force.
Good luck to her. She’s lovely.

[myboyblue]

Nasty nasty stuff here

[MAFIA]

@flattythehurdler

Good luck to her. She’s lovely.

You can marry her then.

[jellyfish]

@myboyblue

Nasty nasty stuff here

Ah, Kelly Brook is nice. I’m sure there’s no harm intended.

[Bisto]

@flattythehurdler

The misogynists really are out in force.

A lad looking for decorum on a thread named “auld birds you would shag”.Vintage TFK.

[myboyblue]

@jellyfish

@myboyblue

Nasty nasty stuff here

Ah, Kelly Brook is nice. I’m sure there’s no harm intended.

A grand wee girl

[Massive_Attack]

It is…I’d happily have a go on the lovely Kelly!

[Massive_Attack]

In fairness, Mr Hurdler should have a word with himself…