Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

gilgamboa · January 11, 2026, 8:45pm

Donna was there for me every evening after college on MTV select…I won’t hear a bad word said

jellyfish · January 11, 2026, 11:05pm

Did she really ask The Corrs how they met?

BruidheanChaorthainn · January 11, 2026, 11:19pm

myboyblue · January 15, 2026, 11:33pm

Fitzy · January 15, 2026, 11:34pm

There really wasn’t any need for that second photo mate.

myboyblue · January 15, 2026, 11:35pm

Did it prevent you giving it the like?

Fitzy · January 15, 2026, 11:55pm

It kind of is, yes.

myboyblue · January 16, 2026, 12:03am

It was the punch Ali never thrun

Massive_Attack · January 16, 2026, 9:23pm

Not bad…who is that auld bird?

I’m sure she’ll be pleased to learn that I’d ride her.

Myrrve · January 17, 2026, 6:33pm

habanerocat · January 17, 2026, 6:44pm

Are you one of the horsey set?

Myrrve · January 17, 2026, 7:03pm

I can’t get the ride.

habanerocat · January 17, 2026, 7:06pm

Try sugar cubes.

Massive_Attack · January 17, 2026, 7:07pm

Ouch…

myboyblue · January 17, 2026, 7:10pm

flattythehurdler · January 17, 2026, 8:38pm

Is that Hildegarde?

Barname · January 17, 2026, 10:33pm

Jaysus ! Your missus won’t be impressed with you taking that one of her. I think there’s laws in place regarding that now

billyocean · February 4, 2026, 12:27am

BruidheanChaorthainn · February 16, 2026, 3:55pm

Fitzy · February 17, 2026, 9:36am

Guys, is there any chance we could go back to giving some indication of who these auld birds are and their ages please?