There have been more than a few Bernard Matthews style turkeys on this thread.
Oh yes, I would.
No, but I’d shag some of her daughters
That’s a very elaborate nose piercing
Would she mind if I called her Trish?
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If any lad wants to get the ride off @Fitzy all he has to do is pretend he’s a trans ethically challenged cyclist with a penchant for anarcho-socialist women with moustaches
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She wouldn’t want to be putting on any weight with a name like that.
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@Fitzy will be all the more enthusiastic, providing she has hairy pits
Without make up, Eva is a 7/10 at best
I’d certainly give a solid 7/10 effort with Eva.
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Make up?
Glitter has got there before you.
Christ!
