Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[glasagusban]

Kylie 44? Ah jaysus. I’m sad to see she’s old enough to make this thread now…

[tazdedub]

@myboyblue

She hasn’t looked like that in a while, but yea, still would given more recent photos. Botoxed to within an inch of her life, but so be it.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Teri+Hatcher+Montblanc+Pre+Oscar+Brunch+Celebrating+JpbByo3CFbrl.jpg

And then of course, there’s this lovely lady, bless.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/14/article-0-1603A5DE000005DC-858_634x793.jpg

Kylie

I wouldn’t mind burying my face in that arse.

[Titch]

Helena Bonham Carter on Graham Norton… Wow.

[theLockes]

Coach Taylor’s wife would get it. Some rack on her

[Garavanshamrock]

Marisa Tomei . Shes in that film my cousin vinny

[carryharry]

@Garavanshamrock

Marisa Tomei . Shes in that film my cousin vinny

She wasn’t auld in that film though :strokechin:

Jane Seymour is some piece of kit for a 61 year old :wub:

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Jane Seymour-21.jpg

[fistoffury]

In the absence of the LL thread, this will have to do - emmanuelle chriqui is 35 today. She is in serious shape.

http://www.fantasychamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/emmanuellechriqui6.jpg

http://lastnewsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-bikini-pictures-10.jpg

[Fagan_ODowd]

Not an auld bird.

[fistoffury]

@Fagan ODowd

Not an auld bird.

Read the post you senile old fuck.

[ClarkeyCat]

That Vivienne bird that was on the Late Late on Friday is seriously shaggadelic.

[farmerinthecity]

@ClarkeyCat

That Vivienne bird that was on the Late Late on Friday is seriously shaggadelic.

Connolly?

She’s quare fine. Don’t think she’s over 40 though.

[Bandage]

@farmerinthecity

Connolly?

She’s quare fine. Don’t think she’s over 40 though.

She fucking is 40. Or else she lied in her interview. Don’t ever doubt Clarkey again, pal.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@fistoffury

Read the post you senile old fuck.

Not a nice post.

[fistoffury]

[quote=“Fagan ODowd, post: 86891”]

Not a nice post.[/quote]

:lol: sorry.

[farmerinthecity]

@Bandage

She fucking is 40. Or else she lied in her interview. Don’t ever doubt Clarkey again, pal.

This article says she’s 38

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/vivienne-connolly-abused-by-the-public-for-fair-city-role-3278171.html

Also I said over 40. 40 isn’t over 40.

[Horsebox]

@fistoffury

In the absence of the LL thread, this will have to do - emmanuelle chriqui is 35 today. She is in serious shape.

http://www.fantasychamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/emmanuellechriqui6.jpg

http://www.fantasychamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/emmanuellechriqui5.jpg

http://lastnewsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-bikini-pictures-10.jpg

I love her. Not in a crude I’d love to fuck her way but in a genuine I want her to father* my children and grow old with her way.

• Obviously she can’t father my children.

[Bandage]

@farmerinthecity

This article says she’s 38

http://www.independe…le-3278171.html

Also I said over 40. 40 isn’t over 40.

So she must have lied then. The audience must feel duped to have given her a round of applause for recently celebrating her 40th birthday.

[Fagan_ODowd]

I’m backing farmer here.

[ClarkeyCat]

Just read back to the start there and Puke stipulated this thread requires the bird to be over 45.

Yer wan is 40. Don’t believe everything you read in the Independent, farmer.

[habanerocat]

@ClarkeyCat

Just read back to the start there and Puke stipulated this thread requires the bird to be over 45.

Yer wan is 40. Don’t believe everything you read in the Independent, farmer.

She’s old enough, that’s the main thing!