Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

I wouldn’t piss on her

Teri, 52

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The lady sitting opposite me at Gate 42 in Stansted this morning. 55 if she was a day, but by Jaysus she was in some nick.

Carrie Ann-Moss. All 49 years of her.

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Connie Nielsen. 52.

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:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Top drawer for the avowed purpose of this thread . See on wiki that Connie is 51 but I won’t hold that “again you” .

She was married to Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich the lucky bastard .

Some fuckers have all the luck. I was watching Gladiator last night that’s why I posted the lovely Connie. She will be in the Wonder woman movie another reason to go see it.

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Very conservative image of Connie.

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She should really be in the utterly lovely ladies thread.

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She’s a doppelganger for my wife

You said your wife was Spanish looking, the Internet never forgets. :smiley:

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Sorry did I say wife, I meant my life long partner :sunglasses:

Your mother?

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Your mother?
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No. Yours actually

That’s very disrespectful to your wife.

God no. I treat my wife and my life long partner with the utmost of respect

You’re a bigger liar than @Horsebox .

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If you can’t have a bit of a laugh what are you at

You are some cunt pretending to be from Limerick.