Can you video the good bits this time please.
Iām leaving when the Jaeger bomb trays start coming out.
Whats the strategy for work party lads. Go in, have a lash of pints, try and stay someway coherent before getting a taxi home at 11 before it goes to shit or something else?
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Typo? I donāt know if his wifeās friend with the bangers will be at his work do though.
Imagine you are Cinderella is the only way.
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Donāt go is the strategy
No typo, a few of the ladies went at it a couple of years ago. Something crazy always happens.
It still seems like you misspelled tits.
Fuck ye. I was invited out for drinks later and was going to skip them
Now Iāve a goo on me and am definitely going to go.
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Oh it always does. These days the whole concept of providing a free bar is sailing close to the wind tbh. The best time, the time the two ladies gave me my āChristmas presentā, the HR woman called them aside and told them if there was any repeat theyād be fired for bringing the company into disrepute. We made it clear to the HR lady, in the nicest possible way, that she would be leaving before they were. They are in Australia now mores the pity 
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Dont go. Nothing to be gained.
I always go to the Christmas party, itās the only work social night Iāll make an effort to attend.
Itās generally no expense spared, with a big effort made, so I think itās only right to go.
If people canāt trust themselves with a free bar thatās their own issue.
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Anseo
Remember that when youre taking pictures of your todger in the jacks on Karen from receptionās phone that you swiped off the table.
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I see youāve been to one of my Christmas parties before thenā¦
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The first ever work Christmas party I went to led to a divorce. From that moment on I knew they were box office and never to be missed without genuine excuses.
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Girly response as expected
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Oh no I called the boss a wanker after a few pints when Iād be afraid of my shit to say it to him sober you gutless cunt you
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My career was nearly over before it started as a gossun at a christmas party for work at a multinational. My boss at the time was lovely and had a fine big hole up on her. I saw her queueing at the bar and the craic and flirting had been good so my brain decided it was a good idea to sprint across the bar and crack her across the hole and keep running.
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Christ youād be beyond cancelled these days
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