Austin Gleeson Appreciation thread

Desperate attempts to distract from the woeful shite you posted. :smile: you can always withdraw it and spare yourself further embarrassment.

Brilliant. :clap:

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:kissing_heart:

You are a worthless excuse for a human being. That Tony Keady is no longer with us and a rotting piece of plankton like you still somehow survives is a true two fingers to humanity.

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You are wasted here mate . Your satire always hits the mark

You should be writing for private eye or phoenix

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Keady was worth more than any of us here, you have that right.

You are by far the most worthless piece of shit here. The sum total of your contribution to society is for all to see on this site, aimless moronic ramblings in an attempt to be entertaining, and failing miserably as you have at everything else in life. You sponge off the HSE and the State like a leech. You are disgusting and vile. The two tulips that drive you on here should be ashamed of themselves.

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That’s undoubtedly you, my friend.

You’re an obese simpleton Walter Mitty with the intellectual capacity of a Brussels sprout who is undoubtedly the product of a long line of inbreds.

You’re from Limerick but pretend to be from Galway.

You even copy and paste pictures of other obese fools wearing Galway jerseys while driving to try and prove that you are from Galway.

And you spend most of your days unhealthily obsessing about homosexuals while claiming, entirely unconvincingly, to be straight. Another Walter Mitty-style complex you have, and I use the word “complex” in an entirely ironic fashion as any sort of complexity is fundamentally incompatible with your unevolved genetic make up.

You utter, utter freak of an excuse for a man.

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The levels some people go just to get a reaction. Grow up.

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How does one sponge off the HSE?

Phiip Mahony is quoted in John Fogarty’s piece in the Examiner this morning and helpfully clears up any misunderstanding.

The decision comes as Gleeson’s team-mate Philip Mahony claimed Owens had addressed the matter at the time.

“Obviously, Conor is going to be a massive loss,” he said. “The one with Austin, it
happened right beside me and the referee, I’m fairly sure, told Luke Meade to put back on his straps. Some of the lads might say it looks worse slowed down, but I was right beside it and there was nothing in it.

“Because there was so much controversy over Adrian Tuohy and obviously Tadhg’s [de BĂșrca], I remember at the time the helmet came off I was worried for a second, but I was right on the scene and there was nothing in it. It’s a contact sport, these things are going to happen. If they start pulling up every time a helmet comes off, I think there’s going to be a lot of hassle over it. I’m sure, if you look at every game up and down the country, whether it be club or county, helmets come off. You see the hitting in it. I wouldn’t be worried about it.”

That’s stage 5 right there.

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By being one of the few figments of the barren imagination of an ignorant fool like @Ambrose_McNulty.

Perhaps that’s why Pampers McNulty likes Galway so much. The barren, infertile, wind-ravaged landscape is a metaphor for his mind.

Did getting his knickers in a knot

https://hw.infowars.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/240717bleeding1.jpg

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Manstruating.

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Very helpful clarification by Philip.

I thought Philip and Pauric had their best games for Waterford in a long time last Sunday.

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I thought Philip was immense

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By God the GAA is the greatest organization on the planet. They way they just brush aside matters so as to ensure a magician like Austin can get his big day, well it’s only spectacular.

The helmet rule was utterly daft to begin with. I’d love to know who or what was the driving force behind it. I had never heard anybody raise it as an issue that needed to be dealt with.

And then to go from 0 to 60 on it by making a nothing issue a straight red offence. If accountability was actually a thing in the Gaa anyone who pushed for it should never have a vote on such matters again.

If they want some real work to do instead of busy work why not address the charging issue? Something that’s genuinely problematic and is having a significant effect on the game. But it’s more likely they will come back next year insisting that correct ball placement needs to be enforced more rigourously for sideline cuts.