Austin Gleeson Appreciation thread

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Referees report was delayed and amended

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Strange how JJ Delaney and Paddy Stapleton both agreed with him all the same. Very strange. Perhaps they know fuck all too about this hurling you speak of.

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You Are Seething :grinning:

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The thoughts of those Kilkenny wankers seething would nearly make me clamour for Waterford’s negative tactics to win out.

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Ozzymandeise
By Paul “Bites” Shelly

I met a hurler from an urban land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of flesh
Stand in the centre…near them, on the grass,
Half sunk, a shattered beetroot visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that a hairless manager well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on this lifeless Tribe,
The hand that mocked them, the hand on head:

And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozzymandeise, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands of Galway stretch far away.

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Cringe

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Cringe

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Don’t worry pal, @Bandage and @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy will be along to tell you it’s great

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Brilliant. :clap:

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:joy:

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You are an ignorant one man cultural wasteland.

A cultural cringe.

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DCU will be on to you soon, rescinding the MA in journalism. You’re an insult to that profession.

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Stories for Joe:

This illiterate oaf pretending to know anything about third-level education is the most unintentionally funny thing you’ll read all day!

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More educated than you, you flute :joy:

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“More educated that you”? :laughing:

Are you drunk and pretending to be from Yorkshire, you pudding?

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Editing quotes?

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Stop editing your quotes to make you look less stupid and just accept you’re stupid. It would make you look less stupid.

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We’re off to see the wizard, The hurling Wizard Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was
If ever a wonderful wiz there was, The Wizard Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We’re off to see the wizard,
The hurling Wizard Oz

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Outstanding mate.

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Took me 4 hours, but it was worth it in the end. @Fagan_ODowd should get it printed up on a flag

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