Australia - Sycophantic Colonial Outpost

I see Boris is sending four million vaccines over to the colony. Very decent.

TNH I suspect

It’s pretty much that, but phrased to be worse in the above one as if everyone has to do it. Its basically a replacement of hotel quarantining.

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@Fitzy check in pal

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I’d say it’s easier get out of North Korea at the moment than Australia

Myself & Mrs Nwoko took an extended lunch to sip on some piƱa coladas at Frenchman’s Bay today. The bustling Port Botany in the background.

(Yes, they are paid actors by the state government in shot @Enrique. Released from quarantine for marketing images :grinning:

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Looks lovely. Pity you cant swim there because you’d be attacked by a wild poisonous deadly shark spider jellyfish snake.

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It’s the echidnas you need to watch around this bay.

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Sorry to hear that mate. Mrs Nwoko can get a cream for that I believe.

This is what I’d love to see happen to the lads outside Leo Varadkar’s house.

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Australia is the most carbon polluting country in the world per capita.

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Based on the coal they export versus consumption I’d imagine?

All those year round barbecues really add up too I imagine.

Not content with being an island prison hellhole they want to burn the rest of the world.

@Chucks_Nwoko can sip a beachside coffee in his mask (if he gets through the batons to the head and pepper spray) and enjoy the rest of the world suffocating in Oz’s carbon.

Scomo is like a pantomime villan

Seems to be a flood of Irish home from Australia. Conversation goes as follows: Me, Good to see you back: Irish Oz , I hate been back in this kip: Me ,Why did you come back then? : Irish Oz, Oh the girlfriend forced me to come back: Me, oh right: Irish Oz, did i tell you about the time i was in Bondi Beach?: Me, zzzzzzzzz. Conversation repeated ad nauseum.

2015 called

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The boomerangs are circling.