Australia - Sycophantic Colonial Outpost

I havenā€™t a clue as I donā€™t partake, but its everywhere here. Iā€™ll have to ask some of my O35ā€™s team mates.

Reckon you asked the wrong Australian! Probably someone living closer to the coal face in the Eastern Suburbs.

That cunt @iron_mike and his marketing drives on Kinder eggs.

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Eating the kinder egg is the most dangerous part of the operation

I hope the toys were donated and not discardedā€¦ Drug smuggling can be green too.

He ate the capsule wrapped in a condom. Thatā€™s all kinds of wrong

Thatā€™s how they were caught sure.

The story contains all of @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy favourite things:

  • air travel
  • innovative plastic recycling
  • cocaine
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:grinning: :grinning:

In fairness @iron_mike might be just the man for this job. Some amount of space in his hoop these daysā€¦

Unless heā€™s a python Iā€™d say they went in upwards

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fuckin rio tinto

Australiaā€™s new $5 banknote will feature Indigenous history instead of King Charles | Australia news | The Guardian

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@ChairmanDan wonā€™t like this.

Oz will be a republic before Ireland will be one

Oz is also way less racist than Ireland

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You must be a big fan of their immigration policies over the years?

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not sure about that. certainly catching up but fuck me, there are some amount of racist fuckwits there.

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attacking refugee centres?
Burning refugee centres?
calls to take over police stations
nightly racist marches?

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Cat got your tongue, mate?