I could have fun with thisâŚ
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go for it
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If youâre white anglo-saxon
Thatâs Thomas Tuchelâs next managerial job sorted anyway.
We are under attack from the Chinese.
Itâs like the Brits going after Inis MĂłr.
The aussies hiding under the beds thinking the Chinese are coming and the Swedes hiding under the beds because they think the Russians are coming.
Too long not participating in war. Makes a country go soft.
Chinese bastards. Donât they know weâre waiting on the submarines due sometime in the 2049âs weâre spending $368 billion on. Couldnât they hang on a bit? Cheating bastards.
Be gas if they invaded Australia before Taiwan.
It would. Gina Rinehart would be installed as a Hamed Karzai type Prime minister appointment by the North Asians. Tâwould be even better if they handed it back to the indigenous people.
Knew a fella in Sydney who never stopped harping on about the time he spent in PNG. Turns out he was a cook. Spent too long exposed to the toy soldiers as a kid, gun-obsessed and they handed him a spatula.
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They wonât be down under anytime soon.
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Australia reneged on a massive multi billion deal with France to buy a load of submarines off them in order to do this deal with the US and UK instead. Gas if they ended up not getting them, Iâd say the french would be delighted.
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The deal is underwater
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The Aussies are going to have to give the deal Das Booting.
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Thereâll be a lot of sunk costs
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The first choice for the deal has had to cry off, theyâll need a sub, a super sub.
No subs down under.
Paul Keating will be fairly vindicated if it falls over, although I donât agree with him on China still.